Tell you about Scribble After Dark
What’s up, Los Angelinos? This is your boy, Arin from Game Grumps, and I’m here to tell you about Scribble After Dark!
This Saturday, at the Ace Theatre in Los Angeles, that’s January 28th, we’re having a new Scribble Showdown!
This is a different show, we got new games, and it’s 18 plus!
What does that mean? It means we’re gonna say the F word, and draw things that we wouldn’t usually draw at the non-18 plus show.
You know what I’m talking about.
We got Jane animations, Odd1sOut, Domics, and of course, Ross O’Donovan from Game Grumps.
Come on, it’s gonna be a good show, and I’m gonna host. I mean, I feel like I should mention that, I’m the host of the show.
If you saw the first Scribble Showdown, forget it! It’s gone! This is the new show! New games galore!
So check it out, Ace Theatre, Los Angeles, January 28th, get your tickets now, scribbleshowdown.com, or link in the description below, hopefully.
Kisses and hugs! Hope to see you there!
It’s Game Grumps! Come on Grumps! And you’re the Grumps! Let’s go! It’s Game Grumps! Let’s go!
Welcome! Welcome back to Game Grumps!
Arin and I, we’ve been recording for many, many, many, many hours.
And we’re physically and emotionally exhausted, and now we’re gonna play some sports.
Let’s play some sport- well, not just any sport, Dan.
Oh! We’re gonna be playing golf!
This is the delightful- oh, I love this game.
Yeah, this was an expansion that was released recently.
Uh, which, when this episode airs, probably not gonna be that recently anymore.
But this is the golf expansion!
So we can play golf!
This is when we whacked each other at Chambara.
Let’s do some eighteen holes, baby!
I’m ready for the remix.
This is when we whacked each other at- whacked each o- wha- whacked- this is when we whacked each other.
You gotta hit the L or R, dude.
Ah, so I do. I’m looking, this is how tired I am, I’m looking right at it.
Oh, like this, like this.
Oh, oh, yeah
Tired boy, I’m a sleepy bear man sleepy boy. Yeah, I guess I’m nut boy. Oh
No, I user
Nice add a fucking user. I’m gonna create a new user. It’s gonna be fucking
pink ass squirty jizz monster
Whoops, not one
Arena nice nice fucking noise
We did all this though, well, this was this is on this isn’t my switch. Oh
But this is adorable. I’m gonna keep this. Okay. My god. What a fucking what a hottie. Okay?
Select my appearance and nickname
Just done that shit. I had to add a whole fucking user we
the week the switch
How do I oh, it’s called the weed portable or something? I don’t know
the weave we machine
This is called the we we do
Just good stuff and the weenie cuz it’s so tiny
That’s not bad
The we lad
Just want a new hairstyle. Okay. Hit me with that. Good. Good. Do you do food?
Well, they do not have a lot of options
That’s slicked back one looks like a fucking bike helmet, that’s whoa. Whoa. Oh
God oh stop, please. Please. I guess I go for a wavy Bob nice. That’s what I got cool
We’re gonna look so cool, dude. We’re gonna look so cute
I’m gonna make yourself all ripped. I’ll fucking Jack. I’m sure late. Okay. We’re adorable. I’m right-handed
Oh, it’s like motion shit, okay, sure
Okay, first point down
Swing the golf as if hitting the controller with the side of the joy con. Oh, okay
All right nice oh
Easy love it, okay
Swing while pressing ZR and try hitting the ball you fucking idiot. You just try
Yeah, dude do great, I’m a goddamn golf man. Yeah natural try modulating your swing strength
All right, you can check your string swing strength of the shot meter on the left, okay, okay
Point the controller down. Yeah
Light blue bars the shots power got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Try hitting the balls to the shot of the yellow area
I’m not a dummy, dude
Whoops, it looks like I’m a dummy. Oh, that was too much your shoes
Didn’t know I could go too far
Voted confidence try hitting with less power cool of them to give you
So much of a huge tutorial. I know right
Because they just don’t want you to fuck it up, you know, yeah
No, but I mean like when it’s my turn, they’ll just pick. All right do it
The game has started turn your wrist during the real swing all end up curving Wow, okay
Twisting your wrists, okay
That wasn’t so great your shot seems to have curved okay. All right. Yeah. Yeah get it dude fucking calm down
All right, great got it awesome super wiggly wiggly we know please just let us play we’re doing show
Yeah, yeah, yeah not to twist your wrists get into the habit of pressing that before practice swings, all right, yeah
Before you go. Here’s 43 more helpful tips. Well, you gotta learn how to go God. Let’s learn some golf basics
Okay, have you ever played golf before? Yep
Think I’m actually gonna stand up for this one. Yeah, I think we have to
Okay, got it
Maybe we should
Maybe we shouldn’t
Have this in the episode. You shouldn’t have you in the episode
Wow, that was quite a harsh burn Arin. I might have to go to the burn Ward
Well, just delete your track
Okay, well, this is great it actually won’t let me it’s kind of fun ask this
Just standing up doing game grumps. I should do this more often. I feel so like energized point control it down
Swing that fucker wide. I know I know it is
You know, you don’t want to let go at all, oh deal
Okay, good you need a weaker swing it was less parry
I have to actually swing it slowly. Yeah. No, no, you just have to start there
Please God just let me let me fail on my own
Okay, good enough for me. Let’s end it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay
All right, let’s begin the episode. I’m gonna fuck nine minutes in nah, man. We started there was an intro and everything
Hurry, Irena first is dying die. Yeah
Look at that one already
She’s so fucking cute good luck
Thank you dog
Playa. All right, here we go
Okay, that was good it’s real good
Nicely done I got a slight curve. It’s pretty sweet little power curve a little power curve never hurt anyone not gonna hurt me none. Okay
That’s too much power oh you just said
Yeah, hey little curve never hurt anybody right that hurt me. Okay. I’m in the rough
Okay, that tree is right in your way, I’m just gonna wail on it no
No practice it’s fucking right in your way. No, it’s gonna hit the tree fuck
Also, I don’t know how to
Do without the without the curve you just got to go straight I guess I’m gonna do this move
Imagine you’re hitting the ball with the side of your controller
If you rotate the controller, it’ll add a little swing. I
Guess it was just the angle. I’m looking at the TV. Hey, that wasn’t too bad
Was it the angle of the dangle directly proportional to the heat of my knee?
All right, clap clap clap. Nice. Nice 23. It’s my favorite number
So we got a little wind so I’m gonna maybe do a little rotata
Mm-hmm, and then that’s probably at the end a little bit. So I’m just gonna go ahead and press the controller down
Okay. Yeah, you know what? I’ll take a little practice swing. Why not?
Okay, so if I go what there okay great and then I don’t wanna here we go do it up hey say
You’re a queen Anakin
If she breathes she’s a fart
No, that was a meme Anakin’s statement not mine, but I can’t stress that enough
Swing that fucking clam
Oh, yeah, that was fucking tasty. Thanks Arin. Have you considered eating my fuck?
Don’t know how to I never really considered eating your fuck. Well, you’re missing out. Well, you can swing without the
without holding our
To do a practice swing or you could just go for it. Nay. No
That was wildly by accident double booger, dude
Chance for birdie chance it if you had a chance to birdie, would you? Yeah. Yeah. Great small swing. Yep
Don’t fuck it up. You fucked it up. Oh shit. I did. That was exactly within range though
Don’t fuck it. Oh my looks like you’ll have to settle for power
Piece of shit fuck you do this better than a double bogey piece of garbage next hole double bogeys are cool
Oh, everybody knows it. Oh, they’re not they’re epic
All right now that we got the fucking hang of this check this shit out you ready for this goddamn fucking ass ass
You ready for ass ass
Right in the fucking hole
It was too far shit
There’s no other game besides golf that makes you go hell yeah, no
Okay, maybe peggle sure
Fucking legs I
Sort of just want somebody they saw a massage artist just punch them. Just fucking just put on some steel brass knuckles
Do it to me do it to me
Put a little metal in it put a little metal a bottle a bottle
A bottle of water. A bottle of water. All right Arin. Hey. I need a little drink. I got a bottle of water. All right Arin.
This is the stupidest shit in the world.
Here we go I get the fucking mini-map stop tutorialing me I get it. Yeah, they are they’re tutorializing us to death here
Okay, so I want
Yeah, that’s about where I want to be
Which nice real nice
These motion sensors in this controller fucking there’s a very powerful
I remember when the Wii came out and it was like this is the kind of janky this shit’s like spot-on
Might as well be my hand
This might as well be a putter
Burp was disgusting
Nice birdie, bro
I’m just gonna go for it. Don’t fuck it up. Don’t fuck up
Shit, dude, you did better than me. Fuck you’re gaining
This is this were a race. You’d be like right on my butthole
Arin that doesn’t sound like any race I’ve ever been a part of
Because you playing
I always catch up to that ass
See that concentration in your eyes now, well, I just don’t want to fuck it up I know
That was fucking clean. Thank you
Like when you when you fuck it up on the first hit like you’re just so screwed
What’s that the way you described it we were playing another game
It’s like you’re landing haymakers, and I’m just like stumbling around ten minutes
That’s what it feels like to screw up the first golf shot shit. That’s probably gonna hit land in the fucking rough
Like it’s like this is my club this one
It’s my Wiggly club everybody’s seeing this oh
I don’t want to hit that tree. Okay. All right. I want to
Just need to go hard wait. I
I can only go three oh shit that sucks
All right, well, I think it’s cuz of the well. Oh yeah, cuz the rough you’re in the rough
No, why did it curve so much that went shwanky-granky, but it was
The rough fucking oh damn it my dad’s gonna be so mad oh come on Arin you know he has no son after this
Boy right through the tree you know it’s not gonna hit that tree not not not a chance yeah
Such a shit talker, okay?
Tried to swing like a real swing, but it just didn’t
That was fucking perfect, thanks, baby. What the hell dude all right? I’m kind of getting the hang of this a little bit
It was like a laser sight
You’re like some crap fucking golf god
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it I fucking get it all right
Okay, that’s too much hey, okay
Okay a wedge
All right, I have to okay
Uh-huh uh-huh yep mm-hmm check the mini-map
Don’t forget. I can’t see it
He don’t forget how to play the game. Yeah, we’ve been doing it for like
Like about to swing it’s like
Oh getting a little wiggly over there
Okay, oh nice on had enough flavor nice
Green oh the crowd was really weirdly intense there, and where are they?
Shit shit shit
Guess this would be a chance for birdie for me too. Hey no no cuz you’re a swing yeah
Then done done done done done done done
No, yeah, I didn’t mean to hit it oh
Hi, yeah, I was thought I was just bringing that club down. That’s fine
This isn’t a chance for birdie cuz I’m a fucking idiot
Nobody nobody wants to hang out with me anymore
But he loves you. Oh fuck that was way too hard. Oh
Said nobody ever oh, oh, I don’t get it
And a tiny little tap fuck you really need that tiny little time my god
Dude, you saw how tiny that tap was a tiny tap
That tap was tiny
All right you need the tiniest of taps yeah like pretend you’re punching a baby
I commit I go hard yeah fucking punch the baby. No you don’t have to the head is soft
Okay, we’re close
Force to like rumble the whole liquid
You gotta create waves okay, dude are you winning now for by one stroke? Oh fuck take it easy
We’re just it’s I can’t lose it’s still early. It’s still early goodness gracious
That’s going in the beach do they make you hit it from there now, that’s out of bounds, okay?
That would be so fucked up all right, and that’s how you blow a lead in one second
That actually worked to your advantage
Motherfucking titty sucker fucking tutorials man
Don’t mess up. Here’s what you got myself. That was better, okay?
Did you mess up cuz we told you I’d not mess up
feels like I messed up
The little guy looks like he doesn’t know what he’s doing something about the way he was standing right there. It’s just like um
That’s perfect, thank you, and now yeah get ready for a much different outcome
Too far that’s fucking savage dude
Yeah, suspicious lack of clapping oh
Did he shoot got real fucking quiet on the on the green
Whoops, no, that’s good. That’s real good shit shit shit shit shit not perfect. Oh fringe
What are those little ads in the background? I don’t know.
Wow, it’s it’s it’s tough man. You really need the gentleman’s touch for this game. Yeah, dude
Yeah, oh my god that was so intense I know
That’s seven feet away, that seemed way closer
But it’s right it’s hard
If you press the down this button you can see the terrain. Oh cool. Topography
It’s a little late for that I’m seven strokes down on this one
Thank the Lord nice dude plus four love to see it. That’s great. That’s like bonus points. I wish it was more
Yeah, now you’re getting it boogie. Yeah
My terrible shot put me in the lead
Is it nine holes or 18 I put 18 because I figured they go fast, but they’re not going fast
No, no, that’s this is gonna be an hour and a half long. So we can just call it a nine. Okay cool
Smooth tight. Oh, no
Sick awesome bunker. Oh no
I’m gonna go home. Maybe kill myself
Gonna kill yourself
Gonna kill yourself
Yeah, this is like go hard now
Go hard or go home, bro. Ooh
That wasn’t hard. No, it really wasn’t
Wow, we did two very different types of terrible shots
I like to think that my terrible shot was better. Um, right
Through the tree man, that that’s that’ll totally work out for you. I bet just don’t know how to I
Would go for that bump
That bump dog. I would go for that bump doe
This here. Yeah on the left. Yeah
Okay, kind of like hover across the grass too, it’s kind of funny
This I’m on the fairway. Yeah. Hey, that’s probably gonna be better than I do. I got so many trees in my way
I got to go all the way fucking back over there shit. This sucks. Yeah. Yeah
That was a lot harder than I intended it to be
This is gonna be rough for me it is rough
Stop pointing me to that. I don’t want that. I don’t want this
No too far too far too far too far
Too much power. Oh
You almost went off the cliff. Yeah. Well, but you didn’t
And isn’t that what really matters? What do you know what that feels like?
Lot of trees over there a lot of trees and vacuum trees backseat golfing
Swing that golf club you go hard
Look at him. So heard. Wow, that’s perfect
That is a little bit better. Whoo
Mean I did have a seven-stroke penalty in
So got a little a little making up time to do in the words of me
Shit. Well, you’re gonna hit every bunker on the way to this all shit, man. No, you’re good. Oh, thank you good. Whoa
in the rock
Rock was it Irish Arin bro, Arin go rock
This is awful, we are not good at this it
Really is difficult to get the proper sweat. I wonder if like a good golfer would just like nail it, you know
Oops, it’s a little off. I don’t know man. We’re hanging in there. Well, the wind helped me a bit
Pretty decent pretty nice. Thank you. Pretty decent nuts, dude. Oh shit
What yeah, dude, I don’t know. I don’t know if I fucking went there. I set up a rental property
From charging rent like way over asking
Okay, I would look at the topography yeah
It’s a cute little setup for the kid it’s actually better the other way high-low
Okay, well I still want to be dead on I just have to know my
It’s gonna curve to the right man
Is that what it’s saying?
Well, yeah, cuz you’re you’re putting uphill and then there’s like a it’s like a diagonal curve. I
Can’t I don’t know how to read this map because the it’s the brighter is high and then the darker is low, right?
So that’s like height
Well that much I got so it’s like it’s a kind of crooked. So if you putt up it’s gonna veer. Oh
I’ll try this see what happens
What’s the worst that can happen I lose a friend
Could be the case who knows
Well, I didn’t say it
It’s a little too hard man, it’s crazy it did exactly what I said it would
Why not losing that friend anyway?
It looks like I’m losing the fire friend, but not the way I thought I would
Lose a friend
Nintendo switch fuck man. I’ve really got to just lay off completely
Spit out a fucking console stone. Yeah. Yeah, it’s gross
The fucking French accent really like vibrated it out of my throat
Get real throaty with that
This game is really humbling
I’m always mumbling cuz I’m feeling home. Okay, man
2.7 feet to go that dude mine was 1.9 and it’s a 2.7 for you and you’re closer
The fuck is up with this
Nice plus nine. Oh, seriously. Oh
Just just brutal just brutal stuff
Triple bug Wow, you hit a bunker in three roughs and still
Goodness gracious. It’s all on the green. Well to be fair. That was a pretty fucking like wonky ass green. Yeah, it was weird
All right, motherfucker
Are you ready to suck these nuts not sucking time?
Not nuts did not sit it goes way farther than it says it’s gonna
That’s so far that is far. Maybe there’s maybe there’s wind pushing it forward. Is that possible?
I don’t know. It just feels like it goes too far every time
Mm-hmm, cuz look at that. It doesn’t even fucking meet up with the front and then suddenly it’s like going all the way to the end
Maybe it’s cuz I hit it too hard. I don’t know. Maybe it’s cuz I hit it too hard
We hear you future comments
Could be some kind of weird fucking reason like maybe I hit it too hard
Oh get over the tree. Look at that. Look at that. You didn’t even get all the way to the top and it’s fucking
I’m right beyond where it said it was gonna be right next to you in the rough. Okay?
Fuck I have to go again. Hate it
Hate my luck now hate my fucking luck
Come on penis licker well looking penis over here looking iced penis
I put it in the freezer for three weeks ice penis
That’s not gonna get it done
but the ice penis will
Feel it melt
Come on come on penis penis
Feel the melted penis, it’s just a
Got that wedge
Got a little red wiggly over there. No, it worked. Oh, yeah, that’s not bad
Try not to lick any
Well done you have to so undershoot it. Yeah. Yeah, it really is very very like sensitive. I
Don’t it’s like it’s it’s almost like this fucking it doesn’t help to see the yeah bar, you know, I agree
It’s just giving you like the wrong information
My grandma called it monkey shot
Nice I think we’re getting a little better. We’re at least powering
Shouldn’t it shouldn’t have said that as you’re about to go as I’m about to bogey
All right, god they really got that pathetic sound down really well the
Tink-tink-tink-tink-tink-tink-tink. All right, how many holes left three three holes? Okay
Easy peasy. That’s just a Saturday night for me. All right
there a way to
Is there a way to like follow the path or I
Can’t really see what’s going on over there. That’s a big chunk of trees. All right, you know what?
I’m just gonna fucking go for it. Do it
Fortune favors the bold kind of a disadvantage to go first. Oh, yeah, it definitely is
All right, not bad totally worked
That was way fair
Do we have like fans you see that?
Well, sometimes sometimes they get real quiet when we blow it
I’ll be in the lodge
Traveled all the way out to this remote island to watch this shit
Whoa, well then just fucking went for it. I didn’t go for that
Although, you know jeez, okay, right fucking there
It’s got a mind of its own
Okay, uh-huh. Yep. This is where you got to be real specific about what’s going on here
Oh fuck no, what dog?
It’s penalty area. Yeah, you got a one-stroke penalty
It’s not out of bounds. I
Mean the same thing I think
What’s that out of bounds when you got out of bounds Oh?
God, there’s 29 mile an hour winds. No wonder. Oh shit. What’s fucking?
Golfing in a hurricane. Yeah
It’s must be a Florida course. Yeah, um
Damn I was gonna say I don’t think you need that much oomph, but yeah
Look at that like futuristic golf cart over there. I know this is a pretty beautiful game. Well, how about this nice?
Oh, I guess cuz you drop it like near yeah, that’s better than out-of-bounds then definitely don’t have to start over now
Okay, too far too far too far too far too far nice nice
Fringe I think this still lets me put
It’s right there putt. I’m about to putt
Geez oh yeah, no problem. God. It’s so fucking intense chance
Oh god. Yeah, you want a fucking like cereal bowl that shit toilet bowl that shit
Too much dude your head is like rock-solid. Thank you
All right that was clean yeah
That’s pretty clean could have been cleaner. I know it could have been cleaner, but it was pretty clean
That was like when you when you’re like you’re like 80% done
And you run out of Lysol wipes, and you’re like all right
I guess let’s finish it with paper towels. It was like that kind of clean
This game is hard
Golf is hard five
Here we go
Mamma Mia, dude double booger
Rule I think you’re gonna tie with me if you hit this no, what are you talking about? I got the penalty area oh
No, no no that they already added that on
Got I got one back got one back, baby, okay?
Something beautiful day again
13 miles per hour
We’re in the eye right now. Yeah, exactly. Oh god. This is awkward. Yeah, I don’t like this
Really you really know the fucking style
And your daddy don’t mind
Kind of like how you’re going first oh
Oh, yeah, well I could blow one on purpose. Yeah, you know what I’d be great. Okay. Thanks Arin
Yeah, no problem. You saw what happened there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that’s bullshit
Well let me just uh here
Wait wait I mean you could just
Point it to the right and wail it in yeah, yeah, that’s just trying to get it right
Okay, you’re all right Hanson
What a lovely vacation goes down his throat. Oh, oh man
Come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on
Come on come on come on come on come on
Okay, come on. Come on. Isn’t there a deaf punk song? Yeah
At least I made it on is it apparently my god comported a computer lady
All right, yeah
No, don’t do that sup
Who she was she my god incredible
Just fucking touch me so I can absorb some of your skills reverse rogue me
Now we’re going away I keep thinking it’s gonna roll more down the hill but it does kind of just stop there
There’s still a lot of friction from the grass, right? Yeah, like a smooth surface
This is gonna be a very light gentle it too is gonna be tiny tap right you are
I’m starting to under it understand this hill system
Well done sir double booger double a bit bogey. All right
All right, just needs you have to plus four and you get a birdie. We are good to go
Hey, you know what stranger things have happened. Yeah, I think we can do this. I think you can do this. Thanks Arin
I think you’ve got this in the bay. Oh
Here we fucking
Okay, okay, we got 31 mile an hour winds
Oh my god, the wind really got a hold of that one. Oh good. I’m nestled behind a tree. Oh
No, that’s not good for you not good at all
Okay, all right, you know do it baby
Were you using a putter what no
Shut up, that’s you again. Okay. Hmm. Oh, let’s go. Um, I’m thinking let’s go. I
Have a great idea
Jeez, there’s something I think
That we should do
You’re gonna love it, but maybe I should allow us to do oh
Boy a lot of good options
You know, just wail it and see what happens maybe that’s gonna sail right on no
What a fucking what a wonky shot that worked out
Can you get there I gotta undershoot it too way too far wind is crazy
That might work
Do it Rockefeller
That was awesome, oh no, come on. Oh my god, please please please please
Bro it made it and then it bounced backwards
Backwards good lord. That was cruel. Very cruel. All right
Initiative brutal. Okay. Well, you know, there’s a chance getting there. There’s a chance
Actually have to
They program these reflections a little strange it kind of looks like iridescent instead of reflective I know
Mean to spunker it’s a very satisfying sound the split splat
It’s like when you like drop out like a hacky sack on the ground, come on motherfudger
I wussed out at the last second
That one I nailed into the other bunker, please just trading bunkers over here
What do I got the wedge
You’ve been drinking
Thank you, let me drink of your essence from the tube in your crotch We’re at least learning to recover from our horrible mistakes a little better. Oh
Hang on oh boy. Oh my god, it could happen. I know
Shit holy crap Arin
I’m not doing this on purpose. I
Don’t think I want to drink of your essence
Oh tastes like it’s fucking sour milk isn’t it? Oh
Shit. Oh my god. Are we gonna tie? I think we’re gonna die. Yeah, I don’t think you’re I think you’re over par already. Oh
my god the top the world’s tiniest at I
Think this I think it is a tie I think it is a tie
I love it. I love honestly let’s play another round of this when now that we’ve
We’re getting the feel for it a little bit. I got the we got the rhythm boy. This game is fun
Yeah, I know it’s wonderful. It’s not about the standing aspect to it too. It’s kind of fun. Yeah, it changes up the energy. Yeah
Well, I love you. I love you I
Had that realization
Because you know I grew up saying I love you to my family all the time. Yeah, it comes like very naturally so
Realized without thinking somehow I got into the habit of like whenever I talked to Brian on the phone
After like a band business meeting. I’m like see you later, man. Love you
He’s like I love you, and we hang up, and I’m like how many bands do that?
It can’t be many
All right, we’ll see you later. Goodbye everyone oh
Oh, man, that’s fun