I’ve got something in my pocket for you, Dan. I don’t like the sound of that. No, it’s good. It’s not here. Take it
What is it? It’s a coin. Oh, yeah, what a coin. It’s a Valentine’s coin
Can I use it to purchase a Valentine’s Day™ gift for myself at Game Grumps dot-com slash merch?
That would have been such a better thing for this thing to have done
What?
You wanna try that sentence again? It’s I just I I
I just thought it was a neat coin, but the fact that you could trade it in for it. That’s such a better idea
Yeah, it’s too late now
At least you can still get merchant gamers icon slash merge really not with the coin though
Also, I use your money to buy this coin
Hey, I’m Grump! I’m not so Grump! And we’re the Game Grumps!
Hello and welcome to pets hamsters bunch
But seriously folks the comedy stage. Let’s do it. Okay
I’m just jumping right in. Choose one of my hamsters
No hamsters been registered. I’ll just watch using this hamster. All right. Save this hamster. Dude, you can you can
You’re not gonna customize your hamster?
I don’t know. I don’t know how this is like the first time I’ve ever fucking what do you I mean learn
Randall
Watch this channel. Heck. Yeah, we are this channel. What is this?
Snoozy snooze snooze. Oh
My god, what the hell is happening? Oh my god, I
Love this. Is this a photograph that they like?
inserted their computerized hamster into or is this all I
Don’t know I can’t tell it looks like a photo. Yeah, I think so a little food
No
Fucker love sunflower seeds. Snacks how I love you. So
He keeps extra food in his little pouch, dude
Secret stash. It’s a secret stash
By the way, what’s not a secret is that this game got one star in its reviews out of five
The secret here is that I’m loving it dude, I get to pet a hamster as much as I want well
One out of five is 20%
Which means one out of five people, but likes this game. Oh, are you the one I’m gonna poke it. Oh
We didn’t like that. Yeah, he didn’t like you poked him three times. I don’t know it’s the function of the game
It’s a little big for him. All right, well
Yeah, he can take it. Look at those cheeks. Loves it. Why is he undulating on the sides?
Because he’s sticking stuff in his little pouches. Is that what that is? No need to rush chew slowly. Oh, there he goes
Loves that little seed. Oh
So cute, he’s decided to jump up. He’s adorable, you know, they eat their children when stressed
What an adorable little creature. I should stick to stand up
interaction area
Question mark
You gonna go over there or what’s going on? Oh, he’s taking a nap. Well, this game is great. Hello there neighbor. Hey
Who’s the neighbor?
Over here. He talking to the wheel. I
Don’t know
Where’s the party
It’s over where my fucking fingers pointing
Go to the wheel. You’re starting to put me in the 80% of people that did not love this game
You’re really starting to piss me off
Stairs, please
It’s like we’re having a real fucking hamster
Does what it wants?
Okay, there we go. He just noticed you called him. Isn’t this supposed to be a fantasy?
Fantasy is a strong word and video games are supposed to be like, oh, I’m living out things. I understand
Is he about to do something? Probably not
Oh, oh, oh, he’s in the dish
Oh All right, okay and he’s back
And oh, he’s down and he’s up and he’s out. He’s nothing came out. Oh, he tried to poop
Oh his little poop box. He has to go upstairs to shit
Well, some of us do geez not all of us have dual bathrooms in our places
Aaron it’s your bougie bastard kind of messed up that there’s no like railing on the side for this little guy
He likes to go at his own pace
Is this a game?
It was
Doc says I gotta shape up. Oh good for you. Oh
He went to his doctor the other day hmm a little hamster guy great
Inside the the spaceship. Mm-hmm. Is he trying to shit in here? You ever heard of knocking?
Okay, okay. I think I found my loneliness. I
Think he is shitting right now. Okay. Do you do it?
Have you ever ripped a deuce and just thought about loneliness
Seems sad. Where’s he going? Although I guess it is a time to reflect dude. I have always that’s dude
That’s my time to think and heal. Yeah. Yeah, I’ve heard it said that
Um toilet time was a time to reflect before phones and
Right, they are he just noticed you called him
All right. Well, I’m gonna stop watching this channel. It’s a channel. Yeah, I’m gonna switch to another channel. That was the comedy channel then
There’s there’s a there’s a variety of different channels that I could be searching for right now
You gotta be fucking kidding me who who to be like the tween scene what?
I’m gonna subscribe to this channel
Please don’t
Watch using this answer
I’m gonna name it
Whatever. What are we doing?
Watch this channel. Yep
Fucking roll around and be a cute little hamster boy. How would you name him for this is a second hamster?
It’s an albino
Oh big stretch
Just chickooing off in its own world
Let’s see what’s over here just the same layout
He just noticed you called him
Okay, Aaron. Yeah, I hate this. What do you mean? You’re just watching a cute little hamster run around but
We could do that with an actual hamster. Well, what do you want this to be hamster grumps? It’s game grumps. This is a game
Is it? Roughly
It kind of looks like a game like it could be. It has graphics it was on the PSP
Is your bed uncomfortable? That poor little guy cleaning his hands
Can’t eat all that food with dirty hands. You can’t eat your food when it’s a single texture. Time to go downstairs
There’s a lot going on in this creature’s life
All right, um scared I guess
What about the interaction area? Yeah
Let’s really let’s break the ice. Oh, there’s stuff. Events. You haven’t seen any events. No shit
All right, food
Delicious seed. Ooh apple. Many hamsters dislike dried fruit, but apples are popular. I can do that, dude
Fucking I can get down with that jam. Okay
Bring him to the interaction area. I’ve arrived
Apple. Oh
It looks a little big for him. That’s the smallest apple I’ve ever seen. Just fucking eat the apple, dude
No need to rush. Beggars can’t be choosers. Chew slowly
What are you gonna go hunt your food?
You’re the food that’s hunted. I’m providing you with service here
Mmm, pet, pet, pet, pet, pet. Enjoy my magic touch. Pet, pet, pet. This is what Reiki massage is
I don’t, I don’t touch the hamster. Pet pokes. It’s my energy
Sorry? Stop poking your hamster. I don’t know. Three pisses him off.
Oh, you are, oh
He almost bit me, dude. No shit. How about a little food? Yeah, bribe him
Mmm, bribe his love. Yeah, maybe maybe he won’t hate me as much after poking him. You’re going to make me fat
Ah, yes, something that all hamsters are concerned with
I mean, yeah, if you get too fat, you can’t climb through your little tube
Trying to watch. Do you really think they can put that together?
Sure, okay. I wonder how smart hamsters are. I would guess not
But they know like to run from from like like things that are trying to eat them and yes snakes and so do ants
No ants don’t know that. Yeah, they do. They just scramble
These things are like I’m gonna go hide in the in the dark trenches of a wall
They’re really good at that. Listen, I love hamsters. I think they’re adorable and sweet and lovely
I also think they’re basically high-functioning plants. I suppose you’re right
Buy me stuff
tween scene. Yeah, sure
Wait, can I oh, yeah, that’s a different show
All right, cool, let’s watch this dude, why is this like
Randall and I’m happy that Randall’s relaxed. Can we do something?
No, this is it man. This is it? Yeah, what do you what’s wrong?
The fact that you laughed after you said that indicates that you know exactly what’s wrong
How does it know what day it is? I didn’t set my PSP. I feel like I don’t know what day it is
What the fuck? It’s got the time, right? Yeah. Oh
Jesus there’s a timestamp on this episode
Congratulations, you know when we filmed this
Yeah, people at home will be able to be like I know exactly where I was with the game groves were wasting their goddamn time
He just noticed you called him
I think they’re just trying to make as authentic of an experience of having a hamster as possible
Is that what this is like because I mean you can’t really like play with a hamster
You can pick it up and like throw it around and stuff. You can play with a game
Well, yeah, they could make a game anything. Yeah, but what if you will like hamsters and video games? This is the game for you
refreshing hamster aid
It’s a delicious. Have you ever thought about what it would be like to eat out of a I shopped till I dropped
Go on you ever thought it would be like to eat out of one of those tubes with the little ball
I
Think about it all the time really it’s like what would it be like?
Because you’ve put your finger up to it right and like the little water comes out. Yes, you know wet finger
It’s like I don’t know that seems like it could be kind of pleasant. You just like
You know you you push it like to take a drink instead of just sipping a glass of water
You have to push a giant metal ball out of the way with your tongue. Yeah a drip
but it would be a lot because it would be bigger for you I
Don’t know if my tongue is that strong
No, I feel like I feel like good
dick thickness
Boy, that’s a really specific
Random choice you made there
Well, I’m just I just I looked at the thickness of what it would be like compared to how big we are versus like a hamster
You could have said anything. It’s about this big. Yeah, there’s a lot of things that are that okay banana thickness then yeah, okay fine kook
Cucumber no cucumbers sometimes are too fat a Persian cucumber. Yes, okay, or Japanese cucumber
Maybe Aaron we have to play something different. No we don’t this is this is over. No. It’s not there’s so many more channels no
Look watch let’s just go to another pets game. What are you talking about?
on
a second
You need to you need to chill pet sports great another one-star game
Let’s do it. Oh, it’s a Wii game. Oh good very nice
I’ve so much snot in my nose the operative word is game. It’s a game
Yeah, well so is the hamsters?
Is it sound party party soft or whatever the?
Petsports look at this mode selection play with your dogs play with my friends, but my friends are my dog exactly
You know there’s somebody that has said that in earnest out loud. Hell. Yeah, I play with my dogs
I’m in it like as in dogs like the colloquial. Oh
Oh friends got it. Oh my god
Welcome to the dog’s house. See all these cute dogs. You can only pick one for the moment pick the right one
Okay, you and your dogs will have lots of good times together damn right. We will just let me have it
Look at all these dogs see ya I
Love how you have to watch them go away
That’s terrifying. Oh look at this pug
Oh he’s so tiny
He looks like a sand worm
You know what I mean like there’s too much neck on that pug. Yeah, what about this Rottweiler?
Oh god, he’s so vacant. I love these reasonable approximations of various dog breeds
Yep, she want to adopt this rock while at rock Raha what good choice? I’m sure there weren’t any bad choices
Yeah, I don’t know about that one
Would you like to name your what would you like to name your dogs ass and I’d love that
The AE
Done
Are you sure yes? I’m sure
Nice name. Yeah, good job. I’m sure Cthulhu could pronounce it by the way. What’s your name?
Askoi yeah
Hey, are you sure great name?
One of the ancient tongue
God fucking dog whining just shut up
Prove you’re a worthy dog fell you or an adoption coins. You’ll be able to adopt more dogs. That’s great super. Oh my god
Oh
Somehow I think those eyeballs are not real oh
For fuck’s sake what happened? Hey, Ali, can you I?
Need your assistance over here, oh dear
Should we pause the episode no no you’re good. Okay. I just
Do you understand what’s happening? Okay?
Thank you
This is your room. Have a look around. We are struggling here at your dogs
Yeah, if your dog is wearing a costume will remove for the petting session who’s I just got it. I just got it
You think I pulled it out of the cage. I was like all right right now. You’re spider-man oh
No
Oh pet no pet oh no
I am told I would need someone to fact-check this for me, but I am told that dogs
Due to their close relationship with humans over the past however many thousand years uh-huh have actually developed
Their face to look like a smile and their brows to be more human-like
To better deepen the bond between the species fuck isn’t that wild that’s so wild yeah
I’m not positive that’s correct, but it is what I’ve read from what I believe to have been a reputable journal of some sort
Oh, I think they’re supposed to be like motion. I think I’m supposed to use motion to pet yeah to pet yeah well most
petting involves not just placing your hand on its head and then
Just kind of thinking about other stuff
Aaron just pet the dog. I don’t have motion control. Are you serious? Yes? This is an emulated fucking
What are we doing right now?
I’m petting the dog as best. I can are you yes, I’m touching it. I don’t know
I don’t think it’s working you’re supposed to fill the lever. I believe oh
I can’t like exit out of here. Oh god. No hold on. There’s got to be a way. There’s got to be a way to motion
This is the shit showiest of all shit shows
Resume oh no. Here’s what I can do fuck. Here’s what I can do
Shit, here’s what I can do
There we go nicely done that was nice nice, thank you
To get the best results from your dogs. It’s really important that you spend a lot of bonding time with them cool. Thank you
The moment you can either pet them or show them some tricks later. You’ll receive more games. Oh
It’s not a kid. We call these non racing games the caring games. I’m sorry what?
her
Dress your dogs. Where are the games I?
What what is happening with any of these this whole series of games is not games. I get to bet on a dog race
Why not that’s pretty cool
Street training all right. I guess we’ll work on our martial arts skills on the street
Geez louise. This is terrifying. I know this is really rough. I’m having a rough go
An are you FF go?
All right
Street training
Start mashing the wiimote. I can’t do that though
Fucking I can’t play this game great
It doesn’t have motion control. I don’t have motion controls all right
attempt number three
Pet Pet Saddle Club. I don’t believe we’ve played there. We go pet saddle club here
We go stars pet saddle club stony PlayStation portable
This one’s going to be good. We are 19 minutes episode
So sorry everyone try all the games try on that high quality. It looks great looking for that horse
Like that drone was like headed right for it damn dead-ass. Doe do you see those cheeks clap?
Yes, but only because I was looking in a mirror and twerking well
Don’t I told you not to do that without me? Oh?
Oh my God, are you serious everything’s broken?
Everything’s broken is this the last episode of game grumps
Like is this how it ends we just realized we played every game, and they’re all broken from this point on all right
Pets dogs too. Oh my God
We’re doing it, baby
Don’t ever buy pets games with a Z. These are all awful. This is going to be the same fucking game
Of course it’s going to be the same game. It’s just going to have dogs in it instead
It’s the same year. They just reskinned all the cats. Here we go here. We go. I’m so fucking excited to see if that’s the case
Future media creations the ukes. That’s a fun logo. I’m not going to lie. Yeah, it is a good time
All right, dog dog dog dog
Wait is this I think we might have played this what really yeah, I vaguely remember
We remember looking through all these different dog breeds. Yeah, it has like a million choices. I think we did this
Fucking I think we played this
We played this we did you gotta be
Butt-fucking me right now. I think we did it. I can’t believe this shit. Pets horses too. No we played pets horses
What do you mean we played pets horses too? That’s the first one we played. Are you kidding me?
This should be the second episode of pets rescue wildlife that we’re playing dogs with a z okay cool your virtual pets pals. Oh
God 1999 I was only four years old
What the hell? Oh my god. Yeah, I feel like that dog looks
Let’s go to the playpen
Okay, you must first adopt a pets to adopt a pets visit the pet store. It’s like the pets for the list
Okay, scrappy chipper Chi Chi Chi dude. All right Chi Chi to the Chihuahua. He looks great. Oh
Oh, you’ve grabbed him by the face and now he tumbles down. What in the world?
God gracious why?
All right, I’m I’m satisfied with Chi Chi. Are you great you’ve that this pet has not been adopted
name your pets
whoops
Mutt Scottie your Chi Chi
Okay, Chi Chi is fine. Great. It’s like the color
Yes, are you painting your dog? Is that what?
Like why would you need the paint the Pantone’s next to it
It’s pretty obvious what color it is. I’m gonna go pink. Yeah, I
Promised to give my pets love and affection. I promise to feed and play with my pets. Okay, I
I promise to pet my pets and to reward good behavior with treats. I
Understand that if neglected or abused my pets will run away. Oh my god
Well, all you’ve done so far is grab it by the face. All right
What fun
God all you’ve done this entire game like this whole day is like poke hamsters and move dogs around by their faces
I
Don’t know oh I can I could bottle feed it. Oh, that’s sweet. Is that what I just did? Yeah, I think so
See you now. He’s happy. Oh
He did a little howl. Oh
Okay sleeping. Okay. See what else you can give him while he’s sleeping
hernia
Wow
Mouse what do you think? Well, wait the fuck up. Okay. What do you think of the mouse? Oh
Oh
There goes
He loves it look at him go this is great. We’re not earning any points. Oh, what is this game loves to sleep?
This is basically like a high-end tamagotchi
Yeah, oh my god. Stop sleeping
What is this?
brush
brush wait
Fucking
Wait, yeah, I’m brushing this fucking down brush up brush up brush. Yeah
Alright, what else we got?
Spray bottle. No, that’s for when they’re bad. Oh my bad. What’s this pillow?
I don’t know. You can lay on this here lay on this
Lay on the pillow. Oh
Oh land the pillow. Yeah, dude nice
This is awesome. Let’s see what else we can disturb him with this. Maybe that’s shampoo shampoo
Hit about the shit I
Don’t think that’s good. Was it a drill? I think no, I think it’s a spray for like discipline. Oh
Oh, it hates it. Yeah. Yeah, I’ve been hurting the dog. No, don’t hit it with the stick Oh
Fetch it’s fat. Yeah
Why don’t you play with the stick you fucking dog? Maybe he’s traumatized because you sprayed him 50 times
Well, maybe well, maybe he should be untraumatized by getting sprayed a bunch
Dog shut up. Heron. Stop moving. What does it want? Give me bottle?
Oh
Baby bottle. He’s not hungry
Baby bottle
Is it dead?
We’ve sure had some good times today, what’s that? Oh food. Oh
There we go. Oh, thank goodness. It needs water too. I bet it does
Or it could sleep.
I think this dog is gonna die. No, he’s fine. It feels like it’s sick
You just gave him food. It looks sick because you made him pink. Well, he keeps howling. There we go. There’s the drinkies
Well, this dog loves to sleep
Here’s bone
Uh-huh
bone
It keeps looking like you’re flipping off the camera
bone
He loves it. Does it? Yeah, I won my affection of the dog back. Okay, sweet. Look at him
He’s just bouncing around. It’s like a fucking screensaver from 1996. This is wonderful
He’s having so much fun dude
Now he’s gonna sleep. Mm-hmm. Well done
All right. How about this pillow? Yeah, there you go right under the head
Right out of the fucking head. Oh shit
How sweet
Yeah
Perfect. It looks soulless when it’s sleeping. Okay, Arin, please.
So how do I like- give it a dog bone like a little look. Whoops. Oh, here we go. Ah, the status
The hunger is- it needs affection and health. Okay. How do I give it health? I don’t know
Shit. Well, give it affection. At least you know how to do that. All right. Oh
Oh my god. All I know how to do is grab it. I can’t like pet it. Here’s the brush
No, no, it’s- it said the- it’s screaming was high. So you don’t need to brush it. You just
What’s this one? Oh, it’s a treat. Okay
Sit
Fucking you love that shit. Oh, dude, he hunted it
Did- check the stats again? Oh, that’s the patch.
Aw, there you go. There we go
Is that good, buddy? Now I feel good. Okay
Let’s check his stats. There you go. Okay. That was very little affection. I didn’t do shit, dude
Pet this motherfucker. It’s health is- it’s in horrible health. What am I supposed to do about health? I don’t- what do I have, drugs?
I don’t know. Is that what this is?
The milk? Are those his vitamins? Is that a toy? Cuz he’s so desperately ill
Take the vitamins. Take it. Take the vitamins. This game rules
What’s the fucking- is it this one? I can’t believe we played three games in a row
Where you’re just like what? This isn’t a game
Arin, share your toys. What? Hey toys, go back
Share toys. Mouse. Yeah, pick a toys. Sharing item.
Oh, this is for somebody that also has dogs. Oh my god. What two people would have this? Yeah, dude, my dogs
Yeah, like if someone- if your friend bought this I guarantee they called you and told you that it’s not worth buying
So no two people who know each other would have it. I don’t know if this is-
No, he doesn’t like that.
Oh, maybe he does. Oh, he hated it.
I think that’s why the affection and health are so bad because you spent half the time
beating with a stick and
Spraying them with some sort of spray. I just want to fucking pet the dog, dude
Do I just have to like pet it for hours? I think so. Dude, that’s unbelievable
It takes a long time to rebuild trust, Arin, once that bridge has been burned. Look at- I’m petting for like a full fucking minute, dude
You see this?
Affection. Son of a bitch. How’s he even moved?
How’s he even fucking moved? Oh man, at least his age isn’t high. Look at his big fucking goggle eyes. He’s got so much time to suffer
That didn’t change shit! No. How the fuck am I supposed to give it health?
Stop howling you’re making me cry
Where to put you?
Please! I can’t stand this anymore. Yeah, this is awful. Let’s see the Hall of Fame
Chi-Chi. Yup. Clear pets. I never want to see this fucker again. Chi-Chi has been forgotten
All right. Well, what a journey
This might have been
one of our least success- it might have been funny, but I
Mean three swings and three misses in one episode. It really goes to show you
Don’t put your money on pets if you ever have the opportunity to invest in pets with a Z
Don’t do it. Making a game is hard apparently. Yeah, and I have full respect for people who do it well
Well, we’ll see you all later. This shit sucked. These shits sucked. There will be another day
Oh, yeah, we’ll see you tomorrow. Kisses and hugs
Goodbye
Save me. My father is going to kill me
My dad he’s killing me. He’s going to sometime soon
He’s going to kill me. If kisses and hugs were candies and nugs. Haha
We play a bunch of Petz games and LOSE OUR MINDS
I’ve got something in my pocket for you, Dan. I don’t like the sound of that. No, it’s good. It’s not here. Take it
What is it? It’s a coin. Oh, yeah, what a coin. It’s a Valentine’s coin
Can I use it to purchase a Valentine’s Day™ gift for myself at Game Grumps dot-com slash merch?
That would have been such a better thing for this thing to have done
What?
You wanna try that sentence again? It’s I just I I
I just thought it was a neat coin, but the fact that you could trade it in for it. That’s such a better idea
Yeah, it’s too late now
At least you can still get merchant gamers icon slash merge really not with the coin though
Also, I use your money to buy this coin
Hey, I’m Grump! I’m not so Grump! And we’re the Game Grumps!
Hello and welcome to pets hamsters bunch
But seriously folks the comedy stage. Let’s do it. Okay
I’m just jumping right in. Choose one of my hamsters
No hamsters been registered. I’ll just watch using this hamster. All right. Save this hamster. Dude, you can you can
You’re not gonna customize your hamster?
I don’t know. I don’t know how this is like the first time I’ve ever fucking what do you I mean learn
Randall
Watch this channel. Heck. Yeah, we are this channel. What is this?
Snoozy snooze snooze. Oh
My god, what the hell is happening? Oh my god, I
Love this. Is this a photograph that they like?
inserted their computerized hamster into or is this all I
Don’t know I can’t tell it looks like a photo. Yeah, I think so a little food
No
Fucker love sunflower seeds. Snacks how I love you. So
He keeps extra food in his little pouch, dude
Secret stash. It’s a secret stash
By the way, what’s not a secret is that this game got one star in its reviews out of five
The secret here is that I’m loving it dude, I get to pet a hamster as much as I want well
One out of five is 20%
Which means one out of five people, but likes this game. Oh, are you the one I’m gonna poke it. Oh
We didn’t like that. Yeah, he didn’t like you poked him three times. I don’t know it’s the function of the game
It’s a little big for him. All right, well
Yeah, he can take it. Look at those cheeks. Loves it. Why is he undulating on the sides?
Because he’s sticking stuff in his little pouches. Is that what that is? No need to rush chew slowly. Oh, there he goes
Loves that little seed. Oh
So cute, he’s decided to jump up. He’s adorable, you know, they eat their children when stressed
What an adorable little creature. I should stick to stand up
interaction area
Question mark
You gonna go over there or what’s going on? Oh, he’s taking a nap. Well, this game is great. Hello there neighbor. Hey
Who’s the neighbor?
Over here. He talking to the wheel. I
Don’t know
Where’s the party
It’s over where my fucking fingers pointing
Go to the wheel. You’re starting to put me in the 80% of people that did not love this game
You’re really starting to piss me off
Stairs, please
It’s like we’re having a real fucking hamster
Does what it wants?
Okay, there we go. He just noticed you called him. Isn’t this supposed to be a fantasy?
Fantasy is a strong word and video games are supposed to be like, oh, I’m living out things. I understand
Is he about to do something? Probably not
Oh, oh, oh, he’s in the dish
Oh All right, okay and he’s back
And oh, he’s down and he’s up and he’s out. He’s nothing came out. Oh, he tried to poop
Oh his little poop box. He has to go upstairs to shit
Well, some of us do geez not all of us have dual bathrooms in our places
Aaron it’s your bougie bastard kind of messed up that there’s no like railing on the side for this little guy
He likes to go at his own pace
Is this a game?
It was
Doc says I gotta shape up. Oh good for you. Oh
He went to his doctor the other day hmm a little hamster guy great
Inside the the spaceship. Mm-hmm. Is he trying to shit in here? You ever heard of knocking?
Okay, okay. I think I found my loneliness. I
Think he is shitting right now. Okay. Do you do it?
Have you ever ripped a deuce and just thought about loneliness
Seems sad. Where’s he going? Although I guess it is a time to reflect dude. I have always that’s dude
That’s my time to think and heal. Yeah. Yeah, I’ve heard it said that
Um toilet time was a time to reflect before phones and
Right, they are he just noticed you called him
All right. Well, I’m gonna stop watching this channel. It’s a channel. Yeah, I’m gonna switch to another channel. That was the comedy channel then
There’s there’s a there’s a variety of different channels that I could be searching for right now
You gotta be fucking kidding me who who to be like the tween scene what?
I’m gonna subscribe to this channel
Please don’t
Watch using this answer
I’m gonna name it
Whatever. What are we doing?
Watch this channel. Yep
Fucking roll around and be a cute little hamster boy. How would you name him for this is a second hamster?
It’s an albino
Oh big stretch
Just chickooing off in its own world
Let’s see what’s over here just the same layout
He just noticed you called him
Okay, Aaron. Yeah, I hate this. What do you mean? You’re just watching a cute little hamster run around but
We could do that with an actual hamster. Well, what do you want this to be hamster grumps? It’s game grumps. This is a game
Is it? Roughly
It kind of looks like a game like it could be. It has graphics it was on the PSP
Is your bed uncomfortable? That poor little guy cleaning his hands
Can’t eat all that food with dirty hands. You can’t eat your food when it’s a single texture. Time to go downstairs
There’s a lot going on in this creature’s life
All right, um scared I guess
What about the interaction area? Yeah
Let’s really let’s break the ice. Oh, there’s stuff. Events. You haven’t seen any events. No shit
All right, food
Delicious seed. Ooh apple. Many hamsters dislike dried fruit, but apples are popular. I can do that, dude
Fucking I can get down with that jam. Okay
Bring him to the interaction area. I’ve arrived
Apple. Oh
It looks a little big for him. That’s the smallest apple I’ve ever seen. Just fucking eat the apple, dude
No need to rush. Beggars can’t be choosers. Chew slowly
What are you gonna go hunt your food?
You’re the food that’s hunted. I’m providing you with service here
Mmm, pet, pet, pet, pet, pet. Enjoy my magic touch. Pet, pet, pet. This is what Reiki massage is
I don’t, I don’t touch the hamster. Pet pokes. It’s my energy
Sorry? Stop poking your hamster. I don’t know. Three pisses him off.
Oh, you are, oh
He almost bit me, dude. No shit. How about a little food? Yeah, bribe him
Mmm, bribe his love. Yeah, maybe maybe he won’t hate me as much after poking him. You’re going to make me fat
Ah, yes, something that all hamsters are concerned with
I mean, yeah, if you get too fat, you can’t climb through your little tube
Trying to watch. Do you really think they can put that together?
Sure, okay. I wonder how smart hamsters are. I would guess not
But they know like to run from from like like things that are trying to eat them and yes snakes and so do ants
No ants don’t know that. Yeah, they do. They just scramble
These things are like I’m gonna go hide in the in the dark trenches of a wall
They’re really good at that. Listen, I love hamsters. I think they’re adorable and sweet and lovely
I also think they’re basically high-functioning plants. I suppose you’re right
Buy me stuff
tween scene. Yeah, sure
Wait, can I oh, yeah, that’s a different show
All right, cool, let’s watch this dude, why is this like
Randall and I’m happy that Randall’s relaxed. Can we do something?
No, this is it man. This is it? Yeah, what do you what’s wrong?
The fact that you laughed after you said that indicates that you know exactly what’s wrong
How does it know what day it is? I didn’t set my PSP. I feel like I don’t know what day it is
What the fuck? It’s got the time, right? Yeah. Oh
Jesus there’s a timestamp on this episode
Congratulations, you know when we filmed this
Yeah, people at home will be able to be like I know exactly where I was with the game groves were wasting their goddamn time
He just noticed you called him
I think they’re just trying to make as authentic of an experience of having a hamster as possible
Is that what this is like because I mean you can’t really like play with a hamster
You can pick it up and like throw it around and stuff. You can play with a game
Well, yeah, they could make a game anything. Yeah, but what if you will like hamsters and video games? This is the game for you
refreshing hamster aid
It’s a delicious. Have you ever thought about what it would be like to eat out of a I shopped till I dropped
Go on you ever thought it would be like to eat out of one of those tubes with the little ball
I
Think about it all the time really it’s like what would it be like?
Because you’ve put your finger up to it right and like the little water comes out. Yes, you know wet finger
It’s like I don’t know that seems like it could be kind of pleasant. You just like
You know you you push it like to take a drink instead of just sipping a glass of water
You have to push a giant metal ball out of the way with your tongue. Yeah a drip
but it would be a lot because it would be bigger for you I
Don’t know if my tongue is that strong
No, I feel like I feel like good
dick thickness
Boy, that’s a really specific
Random choice you made there
Well, I’m just I just I looked at the thickness of what it would be like compared to how big we are versus like a hamster
You could have said anything. It’s about this big. Yeah, there’s a lot of things that are that okay banana thickness then yeah, okay fine kook
Cucumber no cucumbers sometimes are too fat a Persian cucumber. Yes, okay, or Japanese cucumber
Maybe Aaron we have to play something different. No we don’t this is this is over. No. It’s not there’s so many more channels no
Look watch let’s just go to another pets game. What are you talking about?
on
a second
You need to you need to chill pet sports great another one-star game
Let’s do it. Oh, it’s a Wii game. Oh good very nice
I’ve so much snot in my nose the operative word is game. It’s a game
Yeah, well so is the hamsters?
Is it sound party party soft or whatever the?
Petsports look at this mode selection play with your dogs play with my friends, but my friends are my dog exactly
You know there’s somebody that has said that in earnest out loud. Hell. Yeah, I play with my dogs
I’m in it like as in dogs like the colloquial. Oh
Oh friends got it. Oh my god
Welcome to the dog’s house. See all these cute dogs. You can only pick one for the moment pick the right one
Okay, you and your dogs will have lots of good times together damn right. We will just let me have it
Look at all these dogs see ya I
Love how you have to watch them go away
That’s terrifying. Oh look at this pug
Oh he’s so tiny
He looks like a sand worm
You know what I mean like there’s too much neck on that pug. Yeah, what about this Rottweiler?
Oh god, he’s so vacant. I love these reasonable approximations of various dog breeds
Yep, she want to adopt this rock while at rock Raha what good choice? I’m sure there weren’t any bad choices
Yeah, I don’t know about that one
Would you like to name your what would you like to name your dogs ass and I’d love that
The AE
Done
Are you sure yes? I’m sure
Nice name. Yeah, good job. I’m sure Cthulhu could pronounce it by the way. What’s your name?
Askoi yeah
Hey, are you sure great name?
One of the ancient tongue
God fucking dog whining just shut up
Prove you’re a worthy dog fell you or an adoption coins. You’ll be able to adopt more dogs. That’s great super. Oh my god
Oh
Somehow I think those eyeballs are not real oh
For fuck’s sake what happened? Hey, Ali, can you I?
Need your assistance over here, oh dear
Should we pause the episode no no you’re good. Okay. I just
Do you understand what’s happening? Okay?
Thank you
This is your room. Have a look around. We are struggling here at your dogs
Yeah, if your dog is wearing a costume will remove for the petting session who’s I just got it. I just got it
You think I pulled it out of the cage. I was like all right right now. You’re spider-man oh
No
Oh pet no pet oh no
I am told I would need someone to fact-check this for me, but I am told that dogs
Due to their close relationship with humans over the past however many thousand years uh-huh have actually developed
Their face to look like a smile and their brows to be more human-like
To better deepen the bond between the species fuck isn’t that wild that’s so wild yeah
I’m not positive that’s correct, but it is what I’ve read from what I believe to have been a reputable journal of some sort
Oh, I think they’re supposed to be like motion. I think I’m supposed to use motion to pet yeah to pet yeah well most
petting involves not just placing your hand on its head and then
Just kind of thinking about other stuff
Aaron just pet the dog. I don’t have motion control. Are you serious? Yes? This is an emulated fucking
What are we doing right now?
I’m petting the dog as best. I can are you yes, I’m touching it. I don’t know
I don’t think it’s working you’re supposed to fill the lever. I believe oh
I can’t like exit out of here. Oh god. No hold on. There’s got to be a way. There’s got to be a way to motion
This is the shit showiest of all shit shows
Resume oh no. Here’s what I can do fuck. Here’s what I can do
Shit, here’s what I can do
There we go nicely done that was nice nice, thank you
To get the best results from your dogs. It’s really important that you spend a lot of bonding time with them cool. Thank you
The moment you can either pet them or show them some tricks later. You’ll receive more games. Oh
It’s not a kid. We call these non racing games the caring games. I’m sorry what?
her
Dress your dogs. Where are the games I?
What what is happening with any of these this whole series of games is not games. I get to bet on a dog race
Why not that’s pretty cool
Street training all right. I guess we’ll work on our martial arts skills on the street
Geez louise. This is terrifying. I know this is really rough. I’m having a rough go
An are you FF go?
All right
Street training
Start mashing the wiimote. I can’t do that though
Fucking I can’t play this game great
It doesn’t have motion control. I don’t have motion controls all right
attempt number three
Pet Pet Saddle Club. I don’t believe we’ve played there. We go pet saddle club here
We go stars pet saddle club stony PlayStation portable
This one’s going to be good. We are 19 minutes episode
So sorry everyone try all the games try on that high quality. It looks great looking for that horse
Like that drone was like headed right for it damn dead-ass. Doe do you see those cheeks clap?
Yes, but only because I was looking in a mirror and twerking well
Don’t I told you not to do that without me? Oh?
Oh my God, are you serious everything’s broken?
Everything’s broken is this the last episode of game grumps
Like is this how it ends we just realized we played every game, and they’re all broken from this point on all right
Pets dogs too. Oh my God
We’re doing it, baby
Don’t ever buy pets games with a Z. These are all awful. This is going to be the same fucking game
Of course it’s going to be the same game. It’s just going to have dogs in it instead
It’s the same year. They just reskinned all the cats. Here we go here. We go. I’m so fucking excited to see if that’s the case
Future media creations the ukes. That’s a fun logo. I’m not going to lie. Yeah, it is a good time
All right, dog dog dog dog
Wait is this I think we might have played this what really yeah, I vaguely remember
We remember looking through all these different dog breeds. Yeah, it has like a million choices. I think we did this
Fucking I think we played this
We played this we did you gotta be
Butt-fucking me right now. I think we did it. I can’t believe this shit. Pets horses too. No we played pets horses
What do you mean we played pets horses too? That’s the first one we played. Are you kidding me?
This should be the second episode of pets rescue wildlife that we’re playing dogs with a z okay cool your virtual pets pals. Oh
God 1999 I was only four years old
What the hell? Oh my god. Yeah, I feel like that dog looks
Let’s go to the playpen
Okay, you must first adopt a pets to adopt a pets visit the pet store. It’s like the pets for the list
Okay, scrappy chipper Chi Chi Chi dude. All right Chi Chi to the Chihuahua. He looks great. Oh
Oh, you’ve grabbed him by the face and now he tumbles down. What in the world?
God gracious why?
All right, I’m I’m satisfied with Chi Chi. Are you great you’ve that this pet has not been adopted
name your pets
whoops
Mutt Scottie your Chi Chi
Okay, Chi Chi is fine. Great. It’s like the color
Yes, are you painting your dog? Is that what?
Like why would you need the paint the Pantone’s next to it
It’s pretty obvious what color it is. I’m gonna go pink. Yeah, I
Promised to give my pets love and affection. I promise to feed and play with my pets. Okay, I
I promise to pet my pets and to reward good behavior with treats. I
Understand that if neglected or abused my pets will run away. Oh my god
Well, all you’ve done so far is grab it by the face. All right
What fun
God all you’ve done this entire game like this whole day is like poke hamsters and move dogs around by their faces
I
Don’t know oh I can I could bottle feed it. Oh, that’s sweet. Is that what I just did? Yeah, I think so
See you now. He’s happy. Oh
He did a little howl. Oh
Okay sleeping. Okay. See what else you can give him while he’s sleeping
hernia
Wow
Mouse what do you think? Well, wait the fuck up. Okay. What do you think of the mouse? Oh
Oh
There goes
He loves it look at him go this is great. We’re not earning any points. Oh, what is this game loves to sleep?
This is basically like a high-end tamagotchi
Yeah, oh my god. Stop sleeping
What is this?
brush
brush wait
Fucking
Wait, yeah, I’m brushing this fucking down brush up brush up brush. Yeah
Alright, what else we got?
Spray bottle. No, that’s for when they’re bad. Oh my bad. What’s this pillow?
I don’t know. You can lay on this here lay on this
Lay on the pillow. Oh
Oh land the pillow. Yeah, dude nice
This is awesome. Let’s see what else we can disturb him with this. Maybe that’s shampoo shampoo
Hit about the shit I
Don’t think that’s good. Was it a drill? I think no, I think it’s a spray for like discipline. Oh
Oh, it hates it. Yeah. Yeah, I’ve been hurting the dog. No, don’t hit it with the stick Oh
Fetch it’s fat. Yeah
Why don’t you play with the stick you fucking dog? Maybe he’s traumatized because you sprayed him 50 times
Well, maybe well, maybe he should be untraumatized by getting sprayed a bunch
Dog shut up. Heron. Stop moving. What does it want? Give me bottle?
Oh
Baby bottle. He’s not hungry
Baby bottle
Is it dead?
We’ve sure had some good times today, what’s that? Oh food. Oh
There we go. Oh, thank goodness. It needs water too. I bet it does
Or it could sleep.
I think this dog is gonna die. No, he’s fine. It feels like it’s sick
You just gave him food. It looks sick because you made him pink. Well, he keeps howling. There we go. There’s the drinkies
Well, this dog loves to sleep
Here’s bone
Uh-huh
bone
It keeps looking like you’re flipping off the camera
bone
He loves it. Does it? Yeah, I won my affection of the dog back. Okay, sweet. Look at him
He’s just bouncing around. It’s like a fucking screensaver from 1996. This is wonderful
He’s having so much fun dude
Now he’s gonna sleep. Mm-hmm. Well done
All right. How about this pillow? Yeah, there you go right under the head
Right out of the fucking head. Oh shit
How sweet
Yeah
Perfect. It looks soulless when it’s sleeping. Okay, Arin, please.
So how do I like- give it a dog bone like a little look. Whoops. Oh, here we go. Ah, the status
The hunger is- it needs affection and health. Okay. How do I give it health? I don’t know
Shit. Well, give it affection. At least you know how to do that. All right. Oh
Oh my god. All I know how to do is grab it. I can’t like pet it. Here’s the brush
No, no, it’s- it said the- it’s screaming was high. So you don’t need to brush it. You just
What’s this one? Oh, it’s a treat. Okay
Sit
Fucking you love that shit. Oh, dude, he hunted it
Did- check the stats again? Oh, that’s the patch.
Aw, there you go. There we go
Is that good, buddy? Now I feel good. Okay
Let’s check his stats. There you go. Okay. That was very little affection. I didn’t do shit, dude
Pet this motherfucker. It’s health is- it’s in horrible health. What am I supposed to do about health? I don’t- what do I have, drugs?
I don’t know. Is that what this is?
The milk? Are those his vitamins? Is that a toy? Cuz he’s so desperately ill
Take the vitamins. Take it. Take the vitamins. This game rules
What’s the fucking- is it this one? I can’t believe we played three games in a row
Where you’re just like what? This isn’t a game
Arin, share your toys. What? Hey toys, go back
Share toys. Mouse. Yeah, pick a toys. Sharing item.
Oh, this is for somebody that also has dogs. Oh my god. What two people would have this? Yeah, dude, my dogs
Yeah, like if someone- if your friend bought this I guarantee they called you and told you that it’s not worth buying
So no two people who know each other would have it. I don’t know if this is-
No, he doesn’t like that.
Oh, maybe he does. Oh, he hated it.
I think that’s why the affection and health are so bad because you spent half the time
beating with a stick and
Spraying them with some sort of spray. I just want to fucking pet the dog, dude
Do I just have to like pet it for hours? I think so. Dude, that’s unbelievable
It takes a long time to rebuild trust, Arin, once that bridge has been burned. Look at- I’m petting for like a full fucking minute, dude
You see this?
Affection. Son of a bitch. How’s he even moved?
How’s he even fucking moved? Oh man, at least his age isn’t high. Look at his big fucking goggle eyes. He’s got so much time to suffer
That didn’t change shit! No. How the fuck am I supposed to give it health?
Stop howling you’re making me cry
Where to put you?
Please! I can’t stand this anymore. Yeah, this is awful. Let’s see the Hall of Fame
Chi-Chi. Yup. Clear pets. I never want to see this fucker again. Chi-Chi has been forgotten
All right. Well, what a journey
This might have been
one of our least success- it might have been funny, but I
Mean three swings and three misses in one episode. It really goes to show you
Don’t put your money on pets if you ever have the opportunity to invest in pets with a Z
Don’t do it. Making a game is hard apparently. Yeah, and I have full respect for people who do it well
Well, we’ll see you all later. This shit sucked. These shits sucked. There will be another day
Oh, yeah, we’ll see you tomorrow. Kisses and hugs
Goodbye
Save me. My father is going to kill me
My dad he’s killing me. He’s going to sometime soon
He’s going to kill me. If kisses and hugs were candies and nugs. Haha
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