Category: Game Commentary

Well, I hope we’re all finished with our elves on shelves and our relatives on sedatives because now the holidays are over it’s time to address the last few stragglers still hanging unfulfilled from 2022 like a disappointed baby on a corpse’s tit. The last significant game release I couldn’t quite stuff into last year’s…

Hi, my name is ColdBeer and let’s start with Scorn The game was just recently released and now look at it – a discount already. You probably heard that Scorn is not as good as it was expected to be, but that is mostly because they advertised it as a horror first person shooter. It…

In 1984 a game was promised that would be so significant, so ground breaking, that it would change the world of not just gaming,but computing as well. This heralded piece of software was teased through an array of clever advertising, news stories, and even made it’s way onto a TV show. Even if you didn’t…

If you somehow managed to survive a series of increasingly difficult and dangerous death games only to be forced into surviving yet another series of increasingly difficult and dangerous death games, what would you do? With only twelve challenges remaining, we’re on the home stretch, but you know the shadowy lunatics running this asylum saved…

Everyone in Japan has disappeared. And now, you’re trapped in a deserted city, and forced to compete  in terrifying games, where every mistake is fatal. Everything in this world is designed  to eliminate you. Well, we can outsmart it with five simple rules to stay alive. And by the end,  I will show you how to beat every single death game that…

Over the past few years, I’ve had my wife,more boomerly known as The Lady I Live With,try out a handful of video games in order for me to get a better idea of what they are like for people who don’t spend much time playing them. These informal experiments not only have given me a…

2022 was a huge year for us. We leaned hard into making our own discoveries through a combination  of game developer interviews, translating foreign interviews into English for the first time,  and working with data miners and archivists to dig up new info on lost and forgotten games. And because it was such a big year for us unearthing tons of…

So i made shinchan’s open world game and published it and as always people are sending features in the bugs channel Thank you so much guys,I know you liked the game! But this is not the features channel and i also know that you are even sending the bugs of shinchan’s door Haha, *** you…

Hey everyone, PushingUpRoses here and welcome to my graveyard. As you can see,  it looks like garbage, but that’s the nice thing about management simulation games,  isn’t it? I can make my space look as ugly as I want, with as many haphazardly placed lawns and flower pots as I want, and nobody can tell me it’s wrong. Except for maybe this…

With all due respect… FNAF 2? Sucks. Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 sucks so much, it’s literally the reason FNAF Plus exists. Seriously – were it not for some of FNAF 2’s horrendous gameplay decisions, the highly-anticipated remake of FNAF 1 might not even exist. There has been a lot of talk lately about Sister Location and…