This ISN’T five nights at freddy’s…
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It’s like purple blood, like grimace got shot in the vestibule.
Oh no, b-b-b-bronum. Help me.
Hey I’m Grump! I’m not so Grump!
And we’re the Game Grumps!
Dan, tell me about something.
Tell me what your favorite color flavor is.
My favorite color flavor?
Okay, favorite color flavor person in the world.
Who’s your favorite person color in the world?
My favorite color is sky blue.
But my favorite color flavor is probably purple because I like grape stuff.
Yeah, it changes everything, doesn’t it?
That’s so true.
And my favorite color flavor person, well I don’t even know what you’re asking me there.
So, let’s play spectator.
We’re gonna make a viral video today, Dan.
We’re gonna play-
Oh my god.
I’m gonna put it on hard mode and we’re gonna go to Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria.
This should be fun.
We were doing- oh god.
Boy, I feel like I’m watching a remix of like three different games.
Arin, click through so we can see what the normal rooms look like.
You always do this, you silly bear.
We got robot, we got hats, lots of hats.
We got, uh, heads.
We got this thing.
We got a fridge with an open door.
Oh, something has happened.
Blood, blood, blood.
In the pot.
Oh, well, maybe it’s cooking.
We got a flashlight and a picture and a doop-a-doop-a-doop-a-doop-a-doop-doop-doop.
Okay, we got seven pictures.
It’s like an anomaly now.
I don’t remember that drink.
Uh, uh, head.
What the fuck is the sound?
Is that blood on the floor?
No, probably not, it’s just dirt near the plank.
That picture wasn’t there.
That picture was not there.
That’s an extra object.
Oh, I guess it’s a pizza box?
Is there blood on the pizza dripping?
No, in the painting?
No, I guess not.
You would be wrong, Dan.
Well, there’s still an anomaly.
Was the freezer always open?
Yes, it was.
Um, I don’t remember this plank being there.
Or do I?
An extra object.
I’m gonna kiss your…
I’m gonna kiss your…
I’m gonna kiss your…
Are they all…
Is one missing eyes that had eyes before?
Oh, there’s blood.
So that’s different.
Looking at the blood.
Let’s do a little blood action.
Is this picture…
Is that new?
I don’t know.
I don’t think so.
I can’t read that.
I don’t know.
Another mystery solved.
Pictures, pictures, pictures.
Planks of wood.
Guy in desk.
Celebrate the fun.
Does this feel different?
I feel like one of them had eyes before.
I feel like one’s missing or something.
Could that be other?
Or missing object maybe?
We tried missing.
Oh, yeah, missing object.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was gonna try that next.
No, we tried that.
There’s no missing object.
I feel like two of them had eyes.
But, I mean, you know.
Maybe you feel like that.
But, according to the game.
Oh, many anomalies.
No, the heart rate went up.
I think this picture changed.
I think so.
The door’s closed.
The door’s closed.
Yeah, and what do you mean no one anomaly?
That door was definitely.
You thought it was open?
I thought so.
Maybe I’m confusing it.
Yeah, maybe I am confusing it.
It was never open.
It was never open.
Was the floor blue and black like that?
Blue and black.
Oh, yeah, floor different.
Yeah, you’re right.
Oh, you’re right though.
I guess it’s other.
The light on the left.
That used to be on in the room.
No, not here.
In the guy room.
Yeah, there was a light in the window.
Wait, what the fuck?
Was it always blue?
Yeah, it was always blue.
Alright, I guess so.
Oh, what the hell?
I thought you were right, dude.
Yeah, I didn’t.
My brain hadn’t registered it.
I don’t know what’s different about this room or this room.
Yeah, we’re gonna fail this one so fast.
Yeah, hard as it turns out is difficult.
I think there’s an extra.
I think this is.
That does feel different.
I don’t think there was something in there.
Oh there’s blood.
There is blood.
Also go back to the room with the blood were those plates there what the fuck this was always there try extra object
God I think there was a present there, too. Oh
Man part is way harder. Yeah
Okay, let’s see you nuts hand to us. Oh that picture is different which one in the in the room with the man
It’s so is it’s so very is
Yo when you write you write though, thank you
Think that’s a camera malfunction. No. No, it’s it does that whenever a new anomaly in the room or just in general
No, it’s only when you’re in the room. Oh, really? Yeah
But what was it?
Show me extra hats
White red white red white white present present. Did the picture in the hallway in the far back change?
I don’t maybe think so, but you shot give it up do it do it to it
Um extra beer no only one
Wow, was that it the picture in the back?
Yeah, it was a slightly different god dang
This shit that’s something changed here man, really, I don’t know like I just got to be right
All I know oh, oh that’s new
Let’s go ahead and do that something changed are these wood planks different
Yeah is that an extra wood plank?
I think it might be
I think it might be blood blood blood. Are you sure that’s not yak? Maybe he just spilled his slurpee
Can’t believe this wasn’t I didn’t see this. Oh god, it’s getting bad again
Dude all I know he’s got a hat now was that there? Yeah, I think so. He’s a monkey with a hat fuck
All I can tell you is that we were crushing it. Oh big big big. Oh, yeah big cup
And now it’s only 243 and we’re getting straight jacked
Dude, honestly, I’m pissed. I don’t know if I can take this man
It’s a lot of pressure right now
Lot of pressure on my boner
That could be the sign of a swollen prostate
You’re going to have to go open. You’re gonna have to go to the doctor’s
So he can put his finger or another preferred digit
Inside of you preferred digit. Yeah, I actually prefer I tell my doctor to mix it up
Yeah, let’s play it by ear. I like the big toe. Oh god. I feel like that gets the most data
Put my foot in your ass
Is there like did this change is that maybe we’re looking at my monitor, let’s try it
Everything’s getting crazy and we’re almost effed. We’re so effed
Yeah, I was thinking that too, I think maybe the speaker moved or something
Oh boy, oh boy. Oh picture. Wow, that’s a very upsetting one. Oh, oh, oh crapity
He loves it, dude. Yeah, he’s having a good time
Are you still alive, I don’t know reboot generally doesn’t mean it’s over no also we’ve never lost
Hey, we’re still alive. Hey
Girl kisses and hugs. I think that was a fail. I think that might have been a fail state
No, I don’t think so back down to normal again, we’re still playing it’s still 309 I know but it was like it was this
Oh, all right, and then we rebooted and it wasn’t that
I’m gonna say object
Cuz I’m just randomly door door door door door
The door is open door is open door is open quick
Probably die. Yeah, if I had to yes, was it like a shadow like that before in here? No, no, let’s try it out
Oh, let a memory
This is upsetting, oh man, I hate being like right on the line all the time maybe
Picture different no
Picture different no
So tables gone right evil’s gone. We are we’re like we’re like fucking
Twiddling the dick of it, dude. I don’t know what that means in this
Contact, you know, sure. I think maybe the pizza box big is that no, no, it’s just it’s a drag. It’s a real drag
Maybe you get three reboots. Is that possible? I don’t know because it wasn’t at its peak when that happened
Was it I don’t know
Okay, wait is the door you can see through the hallway and the I
Just tried that yeah, okay
Oh, it’s not no
That is rang
Very so is the ketchup behind the pizza box? Yeah
Yeah, heart is too hard Aaron. It’s a little difficult. It’s a little difficult
Just gonna say right now, ah
Hi, I think that’s the end of the game. I think so. I’m rebooting. I’m rebooting.
This is a nightmare, I wish it would just let us end the night
Yeah, it’s like I don’t know I
Almost like want to restart just to see like the normal
States of everything, you know. Mm-hmm. I’m so used to what it is now, but I’m probably used to things that are wrong
That’s why those those first 15 seconds are so important I know but it’s like I can’t take in enough
So you kind of have to like choose one
And the things are coming to laugh at us every fucking five minutes until 6 a.m.
I don’t even know what the fuck is wrong, dude. I have no idea. No, I’m stumped. Oh,
Things are missing from that shelf. It’s missing
I’m gonna kiss your dad tomorrow. Please don’t but if I don’t then don’t be mad I
Keep my promises
I’m gonna keep my promises. I’m gonna keep the other in here cuz like why the fuck not right? Yeah, it’s like
You gotta be bumping me
That’s a different pizza, yeah. Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah, that’s a Gieger pizza
Oh, hello camera now funky
Camera malfunction key. Oh
God oh god
Please don’t tease me
Please don’t tease me. Oh
Oh, no, oh the picture on the side, that’s I don’t want that pizza either
I’m partial to it
Was this always open yes
Oh, he he he he try picture on that room with seven pictures
I’ve been doing that the whole oh really like just give it a shot every now and then hair just doesn’t care
Shit, I know big big what’s big can’t beer big can’t can is big can is big
Pizza is this a light anomaly probably not but whatever give it a shot
It’s like I’m not losing anything. No no and there’s so much to gain
Presence open open
Does that count as an opening I think so I mean it is open or movement if not that
We should win a streamy for most smartest oh, we’re about to lose
YouTube help us out Oh pictures different pictures. Yeah, finally
That should be seven poorly drawn heads of ugly children
You’re so right Dan of course oh
Don’t know disappearance. Why not let’s just start fucking going crazy this one something changed as I move to it hmm. Oh
Oh, that’s big. That’s big. That is big. That is big
Big hat hat is big
So smart, thank you, that’s why you won that streamy I did yeah, you won the streamy for most smartest YouTube
Well I’d like to thank the Academy
Lots of performance
I’m gonna kiss everybody in the room
Everybody except or where what door door closed in the room
Thank you. Good job. Don’t know what?
It’s like skirting on the edge, it’s like dangling your wiener over a cup of salsa
Um you don’t know when it’s gonna happen, but you know when you do. It’s gonna be spicy
Swinging too fast on I’m sorry. I’m just I’m sorry, but I’m sorry I understand I understand
It’s like what I can’t I?
Look at things and I see them and I look at them
And I can’t see them
And I don’t know what they are and I look at them just strange, and I’m confused and scared and I want to pee
It’s not blood yes, yes, I was like something’s different something’s different
Bled I but
Shovels tiny shovels tiny tiny shovel. God you’re amazing
Okay, all right. Oh god. Just please let us get down to a relaxed heart rate just once oh
We’re all the way there again
Did you don’t like make daddy scared
Go back to the room full heads room full of heads fuck nevermind
Okay, something seems off though. This is rotated a little bit. Okay. Yeah movement
No, maybe I’m wrong. He’s God
Shit, oh god. We’re going to failed and we’re so close and we’re going to know
What’s her door here? Yes? Oh was there no maybe oh god?
Hurry up a pen pen pen pen fuck pen late
Pen damn you
God we were so close
30 anomalies we did really well actually oh god. We were like five minutes away
Should we go again? Fuck yeah?
All right, yeah skim through quick and all right
And the fan move quickly quickly, okay, okay?
Uh-huh everything looks the same hurry
Okay fine, okay
The wood was just bigger. Yes. Oh, it was a resize. Yeah, okay, all right
Oh farge, okay, okay extra. Yeah, he’d fuck him for eating
What is the order post made to this place god, that’s why we could never get it down below
Uh whatever because the dude’s cup was going crazy overfloweth something’s amiss
Go back is that a note on the floor is that it has always been there. That’s always oh wow really
Yeah, hmm. I learned something
Nothing strange just
Can we is that light in the background in the through the door could we always see that this yeah the party room well
That was the last time yeah. Well. There’s a Sun in that thing what in the back. Oh
Yeah, I don’t even know what that is drawing
Wow, that was good on you. Oh, that’s speaker. Oh, yeah speaker big
Okay, it didn’t give us credit for the Sun thing, but that’s definitely new it’s lighting then right yeah, probably yeah, let’s try that
Late anomaly not this trick again
Not this trick again were those plates always there yes our come on man
What is it with the light with the Sun in the room? Are you sure that’s new? I never saw it before with extra object
Hodor door is gone door gone
And then door
Oh, it was not the Sun has that always been there I
Mean I try feel like I’m taking crazy pills
It fixed something there was some extra object there. It was all right
Wait oh his chair was small that’s why
Oh, okay, that’s weird so it was a resize sure was we got lucky
We got lucky like twice monkey blood monkey blood from the monkey head
Something new I
Will say this game doesn’t jump scare you quite as much as I’m on observation duty true dat dawg. I mean oh
Extra plank under the planks no those that’s always been there. Yeah, you mean to tell me
With a straight goddamn face. I’ll report it all right
It’s always been there, bro. Oh God my stomach is churning
My urethra is yearning for what exactly for P
Second was the first beer can always turned away like that. Yeah, I think so, okay?
Yeah, I feel like with hard mode they’re like doing a little subtler with the changes yeah for sure blood on the painting
That is so subtle. That’s what I thought, but I don’t I think that’s part of the painting is it really yeah, yeah
Shit, I mean I at least said that before
Oh, yeah, oh
Hello hello there other
Don’t want to look at your scary face number
maybe maybe when that
Laughing bear shows up, and you have to reboot it. Just like wastes your time. Oh, yeah, maybe
I feel like I never really paid attention to the left side of this
Wasn’t there something on the ground next to the shovel?
Try missing object mmm. Do it for daddy
Rowing and rowing and rowing and rowing row that goddamn boat I
Don’t know that there’s anything
I mean there’s very little wrong like the heart rates at a good spot
It’s just one thing that we’re missing well geese while
Go back to the headroom
Do you always have an open mouth the purple one this one? Yeah? Yeah? I think so. Okay great. What would that be opening? Yeah?
Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is by dream shit
That’s the camera malfunction. I think one of the seven pictures is a little different. No, maybe not try it anyway
This one the one below it felt different, but that one I always remember, okay
Oopy-doopy Oh planks gone yeah
That whole that whole bench is there is gone rather that sticks out of the wall yeah
Well, it was just a plank
I stick it out of the wall. Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh it moved. I say I say
Big hat hat is big Oh hat is big
Funny big hat big hat funny big hat fun having fun at Freddy’s big hat make me smile
Smiling cause a big hat
Just like you pretty cool
That’s good big plank big plank plank is big
You’re just like going home, how was your day big plank plank is big
Sleep time bed normal size
Click light anomaly
Yeah does that
Something feels weird about what I would just do it. Yeah pictures. I don’t know good enough for me
Okay, something feels weird
Fuck what nothing okay? I’m not there’s no way. Oh planks. We’re gone. Don’t play planks planks are gone place gone under beer yes
Plank on gone is plank plank plank on we’re plank oh
Is that fridge freezer door closed now it is
Brodeo my god, you’re so servant. Oh, we’re doing well. This is going much better this time
Yeah, dude. We’re killing it now. Now. We have a feel for the rooms, dude. I’m so happy
I could kiss you. I will kiss you don’t ask me to not kiss you. I will kiss you
lot of good options
picture is different
See this is why I always want to kiss you
Thank this exact thing he his pay. It’s the picture from the other room
What see that picture in the background through the door that was what was over his thing. They moved around look at that. That’s cute
It’s okay. Oh, oh
I’m gonna diarrhea, okay
There’s there’s still time oh dear other I guess other what for the Chuck E. Cheese guy he didn’t he’s
Little wiggle I’ll file that under miscellaneous. I mean that’s movement, dude
In the logic of the game, okay, it didn’t follow the rules
There’s always been to buy has been to why to pipe is though
There’s only one type of water to carry away all the pizza shits that people
Thank you. You’re a pizza. She’s nice. Oh
Clicky clicky clicky um
Don’t be so picky start with a clicky
Clicky clicky piggy
Coming soon to a thing
Missing objects was this always just two beers. Yeah, just try it
Does the door mean it’s like a clock time or does it yeah, I mean, okay a new hour
Very relaxing very lovely just like the power hour
Oh, yeah YouTube show you should go and subscribe to the grumps freshest borf
Cleanest dumpster door open open his door and speaking of which
Going to the grumps you should go to cameo comm slash hello
I’m Aaron get a cameo from your boy Aaron Aaron, please don’t pimp your stuff right now
It’s not the right time especially when people could also go to cameo comm slash Dan Avedon
You’re so right
No no extra it’s an extra chair what it’s an extra chair, what do you mean?
It’s an extra chair in the bloodstain they moved well move didn’t work. No. It did it is like it worked
There’s the eyes don’t love those eyes, I don’t love those
Who are these puppets look at them looking through my soul?
Got a pee and it opened up my weenie gotta pee
When I pee while stand
Was this like this rate this I think like a barcode yeah, I think so is weird Do you kiss your dad with those laps?
Wait go back was the plank big no planks normal normal
Don’t try to convince me plank was big. I’m sorry. I’m sorry
Was was there always a door behind the planks?
Door door door behind the planks door door door door door
Behind the blue
And there’s two of them about three in the room the what missing oh, yeah, yeah, it’s something nothing on the top shelf
There’s a lot. There’s like one here and here. Yeah
Let’s see what it looks like when it comes back. They were creaks
Yes, yes, right you are all of the cranes were gone and I didn’t know what to do. The fridge is too well lit. I can see the pizzas.
I think something else happened in here. Yeah our next room over next room over. Oh, yeah
Flashlight is on
When I can see the pizza
Wait wait wait the light is on in this room too through the doors
What this all right? It’s always like that. Oh those big white strips are always there these yeah, yeah, oh my god
All right, well, I’m gonna call a hospital
Paul blood Oh
Stinky smelly warm blood
Mm-hmm slurp it up
Paul is you in this place?
Where is Paul Blart mole cap, it’s a war wolf
Have you ever seen the werewolf episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000? Big Cup is big
Big Cup. I don’t I probably have that is one of the funniest I’ve ever seen
I think I’ve seen like every episode of Mystery Science Theater
They’re wonderful. It’s been a while. The last time I watched it was when we were signing the first Starbomb CDs
I mean there were the people we patterned our careers after yeah, that’s true. I
literally just showed a
Showed someone the the stream that we did where we did game grumps with oh yeah
We met Joel a pizza exit extra pizza pizza is here. Yeah
And we did game graphs with crow with the like the little silhouette. That was really fun so fun
Yeah, we did that shit. That was seven years ago. I gotta like write that shit down
I just like forget it, and I’m like man. How could I forget that if it weren’t for Instagram?
I would have forgotten the last eight years of my life. What the fuck?
Well, what’s that because there’s like a sound is that a thing what just like sound I
Don’t think I can’t be right. No. I don’t believe that to be true one bit
Things you know what things have been much calmer this round well. We’ve been like really on top
Yeah, I think we just know I were less freaked out to every time doll plates
Plates have moved or they’re new they’re new yeah, they’re new okay, so those were new last time, huh?
To the pictures good all right all right all right other other
Christmas that wasn’t very Christmassy at all
Have a holly jolly monkey
He’s laughing in your face
Skip scops Gabby Dibby doop dab dabby doom be dim damn
We do was there movement in the hats that are closest to us
Like we’re weren’t they more evenly distributed. I might be losing my mind what these yeah, Oh present open
Why thank you
You I know you’re trying to give me a present
What’s inside it’s existential horror
Maybe something missing here
Let’s just try some willy-nilly shit because this is baseline for us and that means there’s something wrong that we’re getting acclimated to that
We didn’t realize was wrong
Holy jelly Christmas you
I’m nervous. Oh pizza large pizza man in on right poster is pizza. Oh
Pizza large pizza man on right poster is pizza Dan evident. Yeah, 22 put it on my tombstone
Plate move plate move move movie plate
This Chuck E. Cheese is under control was that Sun always there. I don’t know
what if we beat this let’s come back and
Restart it just to see if that’s how the Sun just is wait
Go back. Oh was that present always there the this one. Yeah. Yes, okay
Well, I got half an hour to go man. What is like shine always here that now we’re getting very
Nitty picky man. I don’t know. I mean it’s on hard. Oh pizza demon pizza in poster
Pizza demon pizza in poster. Mm-hmm indeed, Dan
Yeah, I think if there’s one thing we can all relate to has his fan moved at all
No, is it further left than it was? I don’t think ever so slightly I can try it
But I don’t think it’s gonna be
Blood there’s blood in the pot
Just like La Cucaracha
Is that bear in space different bear in space with the balloons with yeah has he always been there
Ah, let’s try a shot. Let’s give it a shot. You know, I think he was but you know, who knows nobody can ever know feels new
Shit, wait, did we get one for the moving one? I?
Don’t know. What’s that? What just happened? No. No, we got one for something else. We did like an obvious thing Oh
New head who dis
Oh, it says hey it says hat
They misspelled hat it’s stupid
We did really well that time
Good job everyone. Thank you
Thank you me and you do you want to do one more of these do one? I’m really enjoying this. What the fuck?
Hey, all right. Next time on Game Grumps. Let’s get out of here